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Do Not Sign For Your Neighbor's Packages, Then Pawn Them
Fedex delivered a Florida woman’s new laptop computer when she wasn’t home. It was okay, though—her neighbor signed for it. Then, allegedly, he pawned it. Somehow, authorities tracked him down. Maybe...
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Walmart Fires Security Guard For Chasing After Shoplifter Like He's In A Cop...
A Florida Walmart has fired one of their security officers for giving chase to a knife-wielding shoplifter who took off running across the store’s parking lot. Josh Rutner told the Star-Banner, “I...
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Never Follow A Security Guard Into The Back Of The Store
Here’s some advice for you, the regular customer who doesn’t shoplift: never go into the back of a store with a security guard, store manager, rent-a-cop, etc. Never. Someone posted the following story...
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1983 PleaseRobMe, 1977 Foursquare
Technology is scary! People will use all these status and twitter and facebook updates to find out when you’re not home and come and steal all your DVDs! At least that was the ballyhoo last week when...
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Walmart Racist PA System Prank Culprit Arrested
The police in Washington Township, N.J. have tracked down and arrested the alleged perpetrator of last weekend’s unauthorized PA announcement of “Attention Walmart customers: All black people leave the...
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Pair Arrested For Trying To Sell Blocks Of Wood, Paper Binders As Toshiba...
If you were at the fair this week in Jackson, Mississippi and saw a bunch of Toshiba laptops that you thought looked awfully like blocks of wood and paper binders, well, you were right. Two men were...
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iPhones Help Cops Solve Crimes By Capturing Everything You Type, Do
Cops love finding iPhones at crime scenes because the phones carry so much priceless data about your usage habits, or as the cops call it, evidence. That email you typed months back about feeling...
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Customer Allegedly Pulls Shotgun On Taco Bell Employee For Forgetting Hot Sauce
Some people take their missing hot sauce far too seriously. An irate Taco Bell customer was so enraged after he found out his order was missing the condiment that he allegedly returned to the...
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Russian Police Bust $30M International Contraband Cheese Ring
Despite import restrictions that have caused tons of premium cheese to be destroyed in an act of “fromagicide,” people in Russia still want their dairy favorites. And where there’s a demand, there’s...
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Man Accused Of Stealing Food, Breaking Door At Arby’s Claimed He’s A...
We’ve heard many excuses for bad behavior, but a time-traveling alien from another planet is probably one of the most amusing ones to pop up recently. Police in Oklahoma City say a man accused of...
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